And in 1979 Karen and I would both say to each other "I love you more than..." (who said what, and note, for the 'Karen and me' comments, we said it at the same time together)

"...used toilet paper" (me)
"...biting into an apple and finding a worm.  Beat that." (me)
"...biting into an apple and finding half a worm" (Karen)
"...sky diving without a parachute" (me)
"...being tossed into an active volcano" (Karen)
"...doing homework" (me)
"...correcting homework and tests" (Karen)
"...the hiccups" (Karen)
"...pricker bushes" (Karen)
"...doing chores" (Karen and me)
"...getting stuck in traffic" (Karen)
"...getting sick" (Karen and me)
"...stubbing my toe" (Karen)
"...limping" (me)
"...more" (me)
"...cow pies" (Karen)
"...a headache" (Karen)
"...cooties" (me)
"...being stung by a bee" (Karen)
"...smelly gym socks" (me)
"...racing stripes in our underwear" (Karen and me)
"...Castor Oil" (me)
"...Cod Liver Oil" (Karen)
"...ever" (me) "You cheated. I was just thinking that." (Karen)
"...standing down wind at a chili cook off" (me) "What's wrong with chili?" (Karen)
"...standing down wind at a farting contest" (me) "Why didn't you say that in the first place?" (Karen)
"...leftovers" (me) "I like leftovers. You must really love me." (Karen)
"...earthquakes and tidal waves" (me)
"...earthquakes and mud slides" (Karen)
"...getting a wedgie" (me)
"...getting an atomic wedgie" (Karen) "What's an atomic wedgie?" (me) "Your underwear goes over your head" (Karen)
"...sneezing and kissing a fool" (Karen)
"...eating with chopsticks" (me) "It's easy.  I'll show you some time" (Karen)
"...making bubbles in the bathtub without bubble bath" (me) "That sounds like fun" (Karen) "It is until the bubbles burst.  Try saying that three times fast" (me)
"...paying bills" (Karen)
"...a hang nail" (Karen)
"...sleeping on a bed of nails" (me)
"...having a wart" (Karen)
"...rubber baby buggy bumpers" (Karen and me)
"...reciting poetry" (Karen) "You're a singer" (me) "I know it sounds weird but trust me on this" (Karen)
"...walking on hot coals" (Karen)
"...being invited to a cannibal's dinner party" (me)
"...getting food stuck in my teeth." (Karen)
"...finishing 11th place in a 10 person marathon" (me)
"...dirty diapers" (Karen)
"...dirty dishes" (Karen)
"...dirty laundry" (Karen)
"...mowing the lawn" (me)
"...cleaning up dog poop in the yard" (Karen and me)
"...having an itch in a place you can't scratch" (me)
"...slamming my hand in the car door" (Karen) "Ouch" (me)
"...falling down the stairs" (Karen)
"...falling up the stairs" (me) "That was funny that time" (Karen)
"...having a nightmare where you went to school in your pajamas and then you realize that you hadn't gone to sleep" (me) "So that's why you were late for homeroom the other day?" (Karen) "Yup" (me)
"...dingle berries" (me) "I know better than to ask, but what are dingle berries?" (Karen) "You know when you poop and it sticks to your butt hairs?  Dingle berries." (me) "That's what I figured." (Karen)

Love you forever Honey,
from Darling